Terrible pick up lines, AC edition.
algrenion: nevergonnaherpyourderp: mysterycereal: Is it bad that I want to hit on people with these lines? :Y Everyone would be so terrified of me SHAUN
destielmybeatingheart: leviathiel: luceateis: intellectandromance: the-raggedy-angel: jaredpotterlecki: this is quite possibly the greatest thing i have ever seen. still dying and it’s been fifteen minutes. STILL DYING WHEEZING. AND THERE ARE TEARS. AND WHEEZING. I just had the shittiest day ever, and now this thing exists and thank you for this thing there are not words to...
‘“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– Jk. Rowling (via stupiddumbstupiddumb)
nogoodhabits: creative-license: akechi-bellflower: It’s an unwritten rule of Tumblr that if this appears on your dash, you have to reblog it. ^ dammit jhlkjfhglkdjghkjHAKJHEOIURHSIGHJKDFGHFSSIDOUFKJ